On the front of my sign:
"Carnival Clowns
Neighbors who play their bass too loud
Rush Limbaugh
Sea Gulls who steal food
Litterers
People who wear v-neck shirts with boat shoes
Rick Scott
Hummer drivers
Growers of ironic mustaches that wear scarves in the summer
Human Ponies
Evangelical furniture salesman
People who park sideways in parking spaces
Tea baggers
but mostly human turd burglers"
On the back of my signage:
"Hell is a bit too harsh--but some sort of punishment will do"
-M.C.