On the front of my sign:
Neighbors who play their bass too loud
Sea Gulls who steal food
People who wear v-neck shirts with boat shoes
Growers of ironic mustaches that wear scarves in the summer
Evangelical furniture salesman
People who park sideways in parking spaces
but mostly human turd burglers"
On the back of my signage:
"Hell is a bit too harsh--but some sort of punishment will do"